what an eventful night!

met che yvonne and me dad for dinner at cafe cartel in raffles city yesterday night.. i saw red like imagine a television screen/monitor and FRESH blood flowing down it. that was how fuming mad i was.. why you ask. simple. stupid and annoying singaporeans.

my cuz is small, she was carrying a laptop which was heavy. the place was packed and we were slightly undecided on wear to eat. then appeared the small short female singaporean who thinks rolling her big eyes are the coolest things one earth. if i could give her a bitch slap i would have (too bad my dad and cuz were there, although expletives flew after the incident, i apologise for that though, cos the wench didn't hear it. she should have.). anyhow, the incident started with the short fart standing behind my cuz, yes my cuz was blocking her way. SO? WHAT THE F*CK? dunno how to say "excuse me" ah? and then she stood there till i pulled my cuz one side. i would have apologise on her behalf since my cuz was unaware of what had happened. but no, that short fart of a girl had to go roll her eyes at my cuz, right in front of me. HELLO.. your version of eye rolling is totally as singaporeans would say CANNOT MAKE IT. but no.. that bloody ch** bye, had to do it twice. so i went up to her and asked her what her problem was. conversation was as follows.

ME:
excuse me, but what was that for? ( i yelled for i didn't wanna touch her lest i smack her stupid face)

SHORT-FART(her):
she was blocking my way.

ME:
i know, but did you even say excuse me?

HER:
i waited.

that was it. bloody moron, you think what, just because you "waited" it gives you the right of way. what your mouth too precious to open is it? cannot open ah.. why only open just to (i realised this was too explicit, so i had to bleep it) is it? stupid wench. it's singaporeans like that piss me off. bloody hell so short also want to stand so close and argue with me.. you are ONE HEAD shorter than me girl, and i was in slippers. you were lucky that my family was there, i swear, even those two guys you were with would be unable to help you, for i would make you shorter than you already are. and should you wanna attempt ROLLING those big eyes of yours again i would poke right into them that you would not be able to open them for months. furthermore, if you wanna roll your eyes, do it right BITCH. such an embarrassment.

ha, i was just looking at my title after typing that whole incident. it seems a tad too light-hearted. but it was as the night carried on. met the guys at wala.. ooh, my favourite place. then according to them i am keh ang moh, lim white wine lor.. headache lah dey, i've been on my alcoholic ride since wed and it all began with one jug of long island tea. the one at phuture is POTENT i tell you. it was the usual, they tried to get me drunk. i got high.. make me ta dunno what also lor..oh yes, one gin tonic, one glass of hoe, one bourbon coke. all in 5 mins. well done jac. well done. went for supper. which i hardly ate. jay and rod had to send me home.. funny thing happened. we were doing 'cheers', clinking of drinks and all.. i realised, bottle of heineken vs pint of hoe.. the bottle is stronger. this was the result.

check out the broken glass.. hahah

strawberry pocky was sold out, had to do with yan-yan. the usual mess at wala.


by the way, this is the reason why i don't stay in my room.. way way too messy. actually i just realised this is the neater one. imagine shoes strewn all over the place, you'll get the full picture.